*He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus
*There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
*Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
*When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
*Be kind to your dentist because he has fillings too.
*Dentists have the same old grind day after day.
*It's true I don't like soap, but you don't have to rub it in my face!
*If you say you have bad skin, I'd say that was a pore excuse.
*The beauty queen is unhappy about her upcoming foreign tour. She will miss America.
*I noticed that the sun was out, and nobody had bothered to relight it.